No seriously. I see a bee and I freeze.
My sister came around for a visit this morning and the first thing she said was
"Your garden is full of bees!, you don't see many bees around in Perth anymore. You need some hives. M's (her partner) sister makes hives, you're going to meet her on Xmas day. You should get hives!"
Yes, my garden is full of bees. I have worked hard to a, establish a garden attractive to bees and b, worked hard to control my fear of bees.
They go "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" you see. They also have a pointy end. They're like smart missiles; they lock on target and chase me around the garden.
I need help don't I!
Because to help the bees, I need to overcome my irrational fear of "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
Oh, and when you figure out how to get me through that one, help me get over my fear of balloons.