Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Is selling tickets to view Wit's End.....



The house is going to be so frigging clean that it will hurt your lungs to breath the sparkly (herbal) disinfected air. 

And floors, may I just say that this will be a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to be truly astonished by the brilliant non stick sheen of my floors. I kid you not, today this house is going to get such a thorough going over that she will be shuddering in post orgasmic raptures.

So what has brought on this madness?  Shhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone, ok!  

Scratch scratch scratch.

Top and tail.  One I'm blaming on my kids being the loving wee souls that they are, and the other is getting blamed on their passion for digging in the soil.

The house is getting cleaned today.  If you don't hear from me again you know that all the patchouli has been sucked out of my body into the atmosphere and migrated to Byron Bay :p leaving behind a manic MUST CLEAN housewife who greets her husband with dinner, a smile and perfect 'Betty Draper' house.


Belinda said...

Best Wishes and Highest Hopes for your endeavour. I really need to get off my bottom and do some level of the same. Unfortunately the blown up clothes washer in conjunction with a 4 month old baby has me a little despondent about the whole concept.
Yep, any excuse in a storm :-)

Kind Regards

cathy@home said...

I think There could another clean house today.

Kristy said...

so where's the pics? :)