Firstly, why is the man flu so much more debilitating than what women get?
Secondly, why do gardeners compost? No, seriously, why do we compost? When leaves fall on the ground they don't walk into nice little piles and call out
"Please turn me every couple of weeks and don't forget a bit of lime"
No, they just lie there until some fruit falls on top, then maybe a bit of roo poo or the roo itself. The worms do the turning and then the whole layering mulching thing starts again.
So, why have we reinvented a perfectly designed wheel that Mother Nature thought out first?
Oh and another question for you; How much honey and lemon tea does it take to kill a man suffering from Man Flu?